Archive for December, 2009

New Booze in Tank

…at the Spitfire Rose on San Jose Ave.  For this installment, the Haas Brothers have graced us with their finest Royal Gate blend.  Although their website does not mention it, Royal Gate Vodka is best served lukewarm, out of a Dixie cup, in a bathroom stall.

No more booze at Pop’s

Well…they still have booze.  For sale.  Just not in the men’s bathroom toilet tank anymore.  For now…

Smirnoff in the Toilet Tank

Words of Strength…

  • Plastic 6.76 oz bottle of Smirnoff floats in toilet water (and probably regular water too).
  • Bottle cost $6.99 at the corner store.
  • Margarita at Argus during Happy Hour…$3.


Fifth Quasar


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