The Phoenix on Valencia

Got no top…get no pop.

Game is My Middle Name

Mission Bar.  Or wherever.

Avenge me…

God’s Own Drunk

Makeout (Men’s) Room:

Royal Gate strikes again

Boom.  This is by far the best cheap liquor deal I have found.  Suck it $7.99 bottle of Absolut!

All will be revealed at the Dovre.

Wino Americano Drinkers…Sweet Freedom is Here!

After a failed attempt to slip some booze into the Dirty Thieves men’s room (no toilet tank), I moved over to sugarlump as a consolation.  So if you need a hit of gin to top off your warm winter beverage, now you know the place.

Plus also…PBR can at Dirty Theives sets you back $3 after 8pm.  That is not acceptable.

at the Roxie

no booze here yet, but i was impressed by how clean the roxie bathrooms are.  perhaps too clean…

oh, and double-checked the argus tank the other day, and we’re still good there.

New Booze in Tank

…at the Spitfire Rose on San Jose Ave.  For this installment, the Haas Brothers have graced us with their finest Royal Gate blend.  Although their website does not mention it, Royal Gate Vodka is best served lukewarm, out of a Dixie cup, in a bathroom stall.

No more booze at Pop’s

Well…they still have booze.  For sale.  Just not in the men’s bathroom toilet tank anymore.  For now…

Smirnoff in the Toilet Tank

Words of Strength…

  • Plastic 6.76 oz bottle of Smirnoff floats in toilet water (and probably regular water too).
  • Bottle cost $6.99 at the corner store.
  • Margarita at Argus during Happy Hour…$3.

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